{"product_id":"5-panel-cap","title":"Official Uniform of Movie Optimists™ Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCynicism is boring.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlept-On Cinema was built on one simple idea:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaybe the critics are wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat is for the people who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved \u003cem\u003eThe Net\u003c\/em\u003e without irony.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThink \u003cem\u003eFreddy vs. Jason\u003c\/em\u003e absolutely delivered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWould rewatch \u003cem\u003eLake Placid\u003c\/em\u003e tonight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBelieve movies are supposed to be fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery film we cover scored below 50% with critics \u003cstrong\u003eand\u003c\/strong\u003e audiences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd yet… they rule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn’t ironic merch.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s a signal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen someone says, “Wait… is that Slept-On Cinema?”\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou’ll know you found your people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the 50% Club.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic structured fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered Slept-On Cinema logo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable enough for a triple-feature marathon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCritics slept.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou didn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Slept on Cinema Podcast","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51625116270894,"sku":"4200811_24379","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/3483\/2430\/files\/5-panel-mid-profile-baseball-cap-black-front-6965aedc2d09e.jpg?v=1768271591","url":"https:\/\/sleptoncinema.com\/products\/5-panel-cap","provider":"Slept on Cinema Podcast","version":"1.0","type":"link"}